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ś It seems today
that all you see ś


2
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ś Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ś


3
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ś But where are those
good old-fashioned values ś


4
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ś On which we used to rely? ś


5
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ś Lucky there's a family guy ś


6
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ś Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ś


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<font color="


8
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ś Laugh and cry ś


9
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ś He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ś


10
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Everyone, we need to discuss
our problem with Chris.


11
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His little habit of,
uh, personal amusement


12
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is getting way out of hand.


13
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I mean, look at this.


14
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<font color="
some kind of board?


15
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It's Chris' blanket.


16
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We got to do
something about this.


17
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I'm pretty sure our washing
machine is pregnant.


18
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I don't even know how that's
scientifically possible.


19
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Uh, life, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh...


20
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finds a way.


21
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<font color="
should help find Chris a hobby.


22
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Wait a minute, Brian,
that's a great idea.


23
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Chris needs a hobby.


24
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Hey, Chris, get in here.


25
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Yeah, Dad?


26
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We are gonna
find you a hobby.


27
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What do you think of that?
Okay.


28
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<font color="
that's the spirit.


29
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Yuck.


30
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Hey, Christopher.
What you up to?


31
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Hi, Mr. Herbert.


32
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My dad's helping me
find a hobby.


33
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Well, you sure got a
pretty morning for it.


34
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Chris, don't waste
our time with the elderly.


35
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<font color="


36
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Please, God,
let me just sniff his hat.


37
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Let me just sniff his hat,
that's all I want.


38
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(sniffs)


39
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Now I want more.


40
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Okay, Chris, this is the
gentle art of philately,


41
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otherwise known as
stamp collecting.


42
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<font color="


43
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carefully culled from swap
meets and garage sales.


44
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And look at this.


45
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It's a Bolivian airplane.


46
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Now, it says it's worth
eight cents, but really...


47
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it's worth 12.


48
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See that? Already ahead.


49
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Came right out of the blocks
with a winner here, Chris.


50
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Now, we'll just paste this very
carefully into the book.


51
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And that's where it belongs.


52
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Now this is a
loaded handgun.


53
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And what we're gonna do
now is kill ourselves


54
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because this is horrible.


55
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Couldn't we just stop
philateling?


56
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<font color="
(gunshot)


57
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All right, Chris, this is
one of the oldest hobbies


58
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in existence: drinking.


59
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Hey, hey, good times
just walked in.


60
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(applause and cheering)


61
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HORACE:
Oh, hey, he can't be in here.
He's not 21.


62
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All right, just hang out here
for a little bit, huh?


63
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(slurring words):
         All right, see
        you later, gang.


64
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Chris, what are
         you doing here?


65
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You're supposed
         to be at camp.


66
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What am I paying for?


67
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I could have gone pro
  if it wasn't for my bum knee.


68
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(snoring)


69
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(sighs)
</font>

70
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(gasps)
Wow!


71
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That is so cool. What is it?


72
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MAN (with German accent):
It's a puppet.


73
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Welcome.


74
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I am Franz Gutentag,
and this is my puppet shop.


75
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Puppets.


76
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And I thought I'd
seen everything.


77
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My name is Chris.


78
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<font color="
is a wonderful art form.


79
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You can create an entire world
right before your eyes


80
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and watch it come to life.


81
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Wow.


82
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What's that one
over there?


83
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Ah. That is a work in progress.


84
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It is waiting to become
anything we wish it to be.


85
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<font color="


86
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and I like candy and jumping
and colorful birds.


87
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Wow! What else do I like?


88
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You like the pop singing
of today.


89
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(synthesized pop music playing)


90
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(singing in German)


91
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ś Ooh, oh, oh. ś


92
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Yay!


93
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<font color="
thing I've ever seen.


94
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I'm so glad
you like it, Chris.


95
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Would you like to try?


96
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Oh, boy, would I?!


97
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I'm a vampire, and I'm in love
with this unattractive girl.


98
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Grr, I'm a werewolf,


99
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and I am also in love
with this unattractive girl.


100
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<font color="
though, can't she?
Nope.


101
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The end.
(laughing)


102
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Bravo, Chris!


103
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You have really
tapped into


104
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the wonder and enchantment
that is puppetry.


105
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Plus I move these dolls and
make like they're talking.


106
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Yes. Right.


107
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<font color="
me how to do it


108
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and being so nice to
me, Mr. Gutentag.


109
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Call me Franz.


110
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Okay. Franz.


111
00:05:01,374 --> 00:05:04,004
You know, Chris,
seeing a young person like you


112
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enjoy puppetry
makes me so happy.


113
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I feel like we could
become good friends.


114
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<font color="


115
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Wow, I think you're just
about my most favorite guy


116
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who's gonna die soon.


117
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That's the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.


118
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Oh, no!


119
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(knocking on door)


120
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Mr. Griffin,
I'm sorry to bother you,


121
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but there's a...


122
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<font color="
and we need to talk.


123
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Look, if this is about those
droppings in your yard,


124
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it was, uh, uh, Brian.


125
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Yeah, Brian.


126
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No, it's this man Chris
is hanging out with.


127
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He's bad news.


128
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Why? What's
the problem?


129
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<font color="
What?!


130
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At first I wasn't sure
it was him,


131
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but I got a closer look, and now
there's no question in my mind.


132
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Franz Gutentag is really


133
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Lieutenant Franz Schlechtnacht,
the most sadistic S.S. guard


134
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in all of Hitler's
concentration camps.


135
00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,439
<font color="
serious accusation.


136
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How do you know this man
was a Nazi prison guard?


137
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'Cause I was there.


138
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<i> It was 1944.</i>


139
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<i> I was a young Air Force pilot</i>
<i> assigned as part of an escort</i>


140
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<i> for a bombing raid</i>
<i> over southern Germany,</i>


141
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<font color="
<i> the Luftwaffe.</i>


142
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<i> At first we thought</i>
<i> we were in the clear</i>


143
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<i> because the Germans</i>
<i> were frightened</i>


144
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<i> by the scary shark face</i>
<i> on the front of our plane.</i>


145
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How did it get all the way
up here in the sky?!


146
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<font color="


147
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Do you want to get
eaten? Retreat!


148
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<i> But there was one</i>
<i> stubborn pilot</i>


149
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<i> who saw through our disguise.</i>


150
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(machine guns firing)


151
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<i> Most of the surviving American</i>
<i> pilots were taken to POW camps,</i>


152
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<font color="
<i> they thought I was gay,</i>


153
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<i> so I was taken</i>
<i> to a concentration camp.</i>


154
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<i> Behind those walls,</i>


155
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<i> there was one guard</i>
<i> who decided everyone's fate.</i>


156
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<i> If he pointed to the left,</i>
<i> you did hard labor.</i>


157
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<font color="
<i> you died.</i>


158
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<i> That man was</i>
<i>Franz Schlechtnacht.</i>


159
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<i> I was spared death,</i>
<i> but I was given hard labor.</i>


160
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<i> He made me sort</i>
<i> the camp recyclables.</i>


161
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<i> But some of those bottles</i>


162
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<i> still had a little bit</i>
<i> of soda in 'em.</i>


163
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<i> It would spill out on my hands</i>
<i> and make 'em kind of sticky.</i>


164
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<i> Dear God, how my hands</i>


165
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<i> would get kind of sticky!</i>


166
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(screaming)


167
00:08:01,822 --> 00:08:03,956
(evil laughter)


168
00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:07,486
<i> No one should have to suffer</i>
<i> the way I suffered!</i>


169
00:08:07,493 --> 00:08:11,923
<font color="
away from that puppet store guy.


170
00:08:11,931 --> 00:08:13,599
That all sounds
kind of sketchy.


171
00:08:13,601 --> 00:08:15,399
Wait, are you
Jamie Kennedy?


172
00:08:15,401 --> 00:08:17,401
Am I... am I being skunked


173
00:08:17,403 --> 00:08:19,163
or puked or whatever
some (bleep)?


174
00:08:19,171 --> 00:08:21,240
I'm telling you the truth.


175
00:08:21,241 --> 00:08:22,908
I swear on my nephew's grave.


176
00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:25,778
<font color="
like such a nice old man.


177
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Y-You know, maybe we should
just invite him for dinner


178
00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:29,914
and clear this
whole thing up.


179
00:08:29,915 --> 00:08:32,585
Yeah, you know, we got
no right passing judgment


180
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without getting to know him.


181
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Isn't that right,
Scottish Chipmunk?


182
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<font color="
but, uh, he's a chipmunk,


183
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and he's Scottish, and he
would back me up on this.


184
00:08:46,765 --> 00:08:48,665
Chris, wait.
Where you going?


185
00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,497
I'm going to
Mr. Gutentag's house.


186
00:08:51,503 --> 00:08:52,633
You can't.
Why not?


187
00:08:52,638 --> 00:08:55,538
Chris, his name
isn't Gutentag,


188
00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:58,741
it's bad night,
and he's a Nazi.


189
00:08:58,744 --> 00:08:59,874
What?!


190
00:08:59,879 --> 00:09:00,846
It's true.


191
00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:03,346
You got to stay away
     from that terrible man.


192
00:09:03,349 --> 00:09:06,185
Mr. Gutentag
      isn't a terrible man.


193
00:09:06,189 --> 00:09:07,045
He's my friend.


194
00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:11,357
Chris, you don't understand,
     I'm trying to help you.


195
00:09:11,362 --> 00:09:11,917
Help me what?


196
00:09:11,924 --> 00:09:13,924
Clean your pool
with my shirt off,


197
00:09:13,926 --> 00:09:15,586
or wash your car
in jean shorts,


198
00:09:15,594 --> 00:09:16,754
bend over in front of you


199
00:09:16,762 --> 00:09:18,962
to get little bits
of lint out of the rug?


200
00:09:18,964 --> 00:09:20,794
I know what you're about,
Mr. Herbert:


201
00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:24,269
free labor,
and I'm not into it.


202
00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:26,939
Chris, you have to choose.


203
00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:29,709
<font color="


204
00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,786
Chris, what's the matter?
You look upset.


205
00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,856
Mr. Herbert was saying
terrible things about you.


206
00:09:43,856 --> 00:09:47,486
He said you liked Hitler, and
your name isn't really Gutentag.


207
00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:50,953
Oh, Chris, you can't always
believe what you hear.


208
00:09:50,963 --> 00:09:54,793
For example, everybody thinks
that prostitution is illegal,
</font>

209
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,535
but there are ways around it.


210
00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,395
All right, let's do it.


211
00:09:58,404 --> 00:10:00,964
Both of you are under
    arrest for prostitution.


212
00:10:00,973 --> 00:10:02,403
It's not
          prostitution.


213
00:10:02,408 --> 00:10:03,876
You paid her
          to have sex.


214
00:10:03,878 --> 00:10:06,645
No, I paid her to have sex
      and we're filming it.


215
00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:09,915
So, technically it's not
prostitution, it's a porno.


216
00:10:09,915 --> 00:10:10,675
Oh, well,


217
00:10:10,683 --> 00:10:13,413
as long as you're filming
   and selling it, it's legal.


218
00:10:13,419 --> 00:10:14,049
Enjoy your day.


219
00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:17,713
Remember kids, she's not
  a whore if she's an actress.


220
00:10:17,723 --> 00:10:21,923
ANNOUNCER:
 <i> This has been a message from:</i>


221
00:10:21,927 --> 00:10:22,857
(knocking on door)


222
00:10:22,861 --> 00:10:26,098
Oh, that's probably
mean old Mr. Herbert again.


223
00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:27,398
Dad?
        Excuse me, Chris,


224
00:10:27,399 --> 00:10:29,468
I got to talk to
      Mr. Pupenchest here.


225
00:10:29,469 --> 00:10:30,536
Good day to you,
          Mr. Griffin.


226
00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:33,336
Say, listen, my wife and I
 appreciate how nice you've been


227
00:10:33,339 --> 00:10:35,007
to my son with all
    the puppets and whatnot,


228
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,707
and, uh, we wanted
 to invite you over for dinner.
</font>

229
00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:38,740
Oh, wonderful.


230
00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,474
And I shall celebrate
our friendship


231
00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:43,379
by giving you a hand-carved
German wall clock.


232
00:10:43,382 --> 00:10:45,652
Oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.


233
00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,787
I could not
find the clock.


234
00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:49,487
Aw.


235
00:10:49,488 --> 00:10:51,957
But you got three of them
on the wall over there.


236
00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:53,757
<font color="


237
00:10:53,759 --> 00:10:55,089
Oh.


238
00:10:55,094 --> 00:10:56,554
Yeah, I need those.


239
00:10:56,562 --> 00:10:57,496
Uh-huh.


240
00:10:57,502 --> 00:10:59,496
I just don't know why
you said it then.


241
00:10:59,498 --> 00:11:01,928
Mr. Gutentag,
can I use the bathroom?


242
00:11:01,934 --> 00:11:04,394
Of course. Down the
hall to the right.


243
00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:05,493
It's the door marked:


244
00:11:05,504 --> 00:11:09,734
<font color="
<i> mechwerchtichlieber."</i>


245
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,490
What the...?


246
00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:39,341
So now you know
the truth.


247
00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:42,939
I promise I won't tell anyone!


248
00:11:42,941 --> 00:11:44,877
Just let my dad go!


249
00:11:44,881 --> 00:11:49,617
Oh, I am afraid that
is quite impossible.


250
00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:55,788
You're not gonna get away
with this, Mr. Googlesearch.


251
00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,088
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252
00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,120
You two know my secret.


253
00:11:59,124 --> 00:12:02,524
I must be sure no one
ever finds out the truth.


254
00:12:02,528 --> 00:12:04,396
So what? Are you gonna kill us?


255
00:12:04,398 --> 00:12:06,065
Perhaps, Mr. Griffin.


256
00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:06,995
I have not yet decided.


257
00:12:06,999 --> 00:12:10,739
Well, you might want to do
something about that first.
What?


258
00:12:13,072 --> 00:12:15,207
<font color="
What are you waiting for?!


259
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,737
I-I... How do I know
which one to shoot?


260
00:12:17,743 --> 00:12:18,833
What?


261
00:12:18,844 --> 00:12:19,744
How do I know


262
00:12:19,745 --> 00:12:21,075
which one is the real dad?!


263
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,948
I... we-we never switched.


264
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,148
We don't even look the same!


265
00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:26,118
All right, when's my birthday?


266
00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:27,086
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267
00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:28,586
February eighth.


268
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:30,521
(gasps)


269
00:12:30,522 --> 00:12:31,822
Dad!


270
00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:36,193
There. That's
more like it.


271
00:12:36,195 --> 00:12:37,225
You idiot!


272
00:12:37,229 --> 00:12:41,029
Well, learn my birthday,
(bleep)!


273
00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:50,736
Mrs. Griffin!
What a nice surprise!


274
00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:53,676
Mr. Gutentag,
I'm sorry to bother you,
</font>

275
00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:57,549
but Chris and Peter
didn't come home last night.


276
00:12:57,549 --> 00:12:58,179
Have you seen them?


277
00:12:58,183 --> 00:13:01,583
Oh, wait, is he a
great big fat person?


278
00:13:01,587 --> 00:13:03,655
He's a large man,
yes, sir.


279
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,685
No, I have not seen them.


280
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:07,159
Well, if you do,
could you please contact me?


281
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,059
I'm just worried sick.


282
00:13:09,061 --> 00:13:10,629
<font color="
Mrs. Griffin.


283
00:13:10,631 --> 00:13:13,065
I will let you
know immediately.


284
00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:14,095
Dad, I want to go home.


285
00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:16,935
All right, let's try
and figure a way outta here.


286
00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:18,995
Look around.
See if you can find something


287
00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:21,064
to break the door down with.


288
00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:24,910
(gasps)
Dad, there's a window here!


289
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:27,079
<font color="
maybe we can get outside.


290
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,179
No, it's too small.


291
00:13:30,182 --> 00:13:31,216
Wait, Dad, look.


292
00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:34,716
There's Meg walking down
the street.


293
00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:37,288
Hey Meg!


294
00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:39,625
Hanging out with
all your friends?


295
00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:40,625
(both laugh)


296
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:44,156
Hey, whale,
the ocean's that way!


297
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:44,993
<font color="


298
00:13:44,997 --> 00:13:47,266
All right, let's figure
a way to get outta here.


299
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:48,826
Now we can't fit
through the window,


300
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:50,834
but maybe there's
some way we can let


301
00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:51,966
people know
we're down here.


302
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,870
We gotta make
as much noise as possible


303
00:13:53,872 --> 00:13:54,740
to get people's attention.


304
00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:58,977
<font color="
than unwanted salsa music.


305
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,007
Hand me that radio.


306
00:14:02,548 --> 00:14:05,448
(loud salsa music plays)


307
00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:07,717
(loud salsa music continues)


308
00:14:07,719 --> 00:14:08,787
What the hell?


309
00:14:08,789 --> 00:14:12,787
Oh, for God's sake, where's
that white noise machine?


310
00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:15,827
(woman screams)


311
00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:16,995
Help!


312
00:14:16,997 --> 00:14:18,925
<font color="


313
00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:20,131
Somebody help me!


314
00:14:20,132 --> 00:14:22,801
(sighs)


315
00:14:22,802 --> 00:14:25,070
(music turns to static)


316
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:27,839
Aw, man,
the battery's dead.


317
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,069
Now what do we do?


318
00:14:29,074 --> 00:14:31,574
(gasp)
Oh, my God.


319
00:14:32,611 --> 00:14:35,651
Mr. Herbert! Mr. Herbert!


320
00:14:36,782 --> 00:14:38,782
Oh, he can't hear me.


321
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:41,284
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322
00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:42,955
(barks weakly)


323
00:14:42,956 --> 00:14:45,985
Jesse, what is it, boy?


324
00:14:45,991 --> 00:14:47,960
(gasps)
Chris!


325
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,760
Chris, what happened?!


326
00:14:49,761 --> 00:14:51,361
You were right, Mr. Herbert.


327
00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:52,393
Franz<i> is</i> a Nazi.


328
00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:54,766
And he's keeping us prisoner
down here.


329
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:55,396
Get help.


330
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,600
<font color="
see Meg, tell her


331
00:14:57,603 --> 00:14:59,193
"Thunder Thighs
are on the move!


332
00:14:59,204 --> 00:15:00,664
Thunder Thighs
are loose."


333
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:02,072
You know, I gotta say, Chris,


334
00:15:02,074 --> 00:15:05,074
all my life I wanted
to see you locked in a basement,


335
00:15:05,077 --> 00:15:09,547
but now that it's happened,
all I want to do is get you out.


336
00:15:09,548 --> 00:15:13,318
Don't you worry.
I'll be back with help.


337
00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:16,118
You want me to write
that Thunder Thighs
thing down for you?


338
00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:17,961
Ah, he's not gonna do it.


339
00:15:44,316 --> 00:15:46,616
I'm here for the boy.


340
00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:47,248
Who are you?


341
00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:49,121
Oh, you don't remember me?


342
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:53,358
Well, I remember you,
Lieutenant Badnight.


343
00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:53,958
(gasps)


344
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,259
<font color="
remember?


345
00:15:56,261 --> 00:15:57,896
There were so many of us.


346
00:15:57,901 --> 00:16:00,626
But, frankly,
I don't give a damn.


347
00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:01,867
And I'll tell you this:


348
00:16:01,872 --> 00:16:06,737
only one of us is gonna
walk outta here alive.


349
00:16:08,073 --> 00:16:09,303
Bring it on!


350
00:16:09,308 --> 00:16:11,838
(dramatic action music plays)


351
00:16:42,107 --> 00:16:44,577
wed


352
00:17:13,472 --> 00:17:15,942
<font color="


353
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,356
(snoring)


354
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,956
Wake up. Wake up.
We're fighting.


355
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,589
Wh-where-where am I?


356
00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:37,754
It's okay.
We're fighting.


357
00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:38,853
Wake up.


358
00:17:38,864 --> 00:17:41,064
wed


359
00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:08,757
(rapid beeping)


360
00:18:10,562 --> 00:18:13,165
Uh, hang on.
Hang on. Pills.


361
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:15,465
<font color="


362
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:20,837
Wednesday, right?


363
00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:23,309
Yeah, it's Wednesday.


364
00:18:32,451 --> 00:18:34,851
Uh, you know what?
You know what?


365
00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:35,913
What?


366
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,821
I'm having some trouble
getting up.


367
00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,253
Would you mind
calling my nurse?


368
00:18:39,257 --> 00:18:40,187
Her name is Frieda.


369
00:18:40,192 --> 00:18:43,332
<font color="
is in the kitchen.


370
00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,506
(dramatic action music playing)


371
00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:56,106
(singsongy):
Oh, gosh,


372
00:18:56,107 --> 00:18:58,307
look who's stuck
on the couch again.


373
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,078
I'm not stuck on the couch.


374
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,746
Okay, Mr. Cranky.


375
00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:03,946
One, two...


376
00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:04,949
three!


377
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,517
<font color="
You did that yourself.


378
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,255
Good for you.


379
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:11,515
You need anything else?


380
00:19:11,523 --> 00:19:13,423
No, I'm fine, thank you.


381
00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:16,855
Okay, you guys have fun.


382
00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:46,085
wed


383
00:20:01,406 --> 00:20:04,776
Franz, grab my hand!


384
00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:09,251
(mournful music plays)


385
00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:30,435
(bones cracking)


386
00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:37,008
<font color="
you Nazi bastard.


387
00:20:37,008 --> 00:20:40,378
(birds chirping)


388
00:20:40,378 --> 00:20:42,278
Thanks for everything,
Mr. Herbert.


389
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,115
If only I had
listened to you,


390
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,445
none of this
would've happened.


391
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,650
You were my real
friend all along.


392
00:20:47,652 --> 00:20:49,352
I'm sorry.


393
00:20:49,354 --> 00:20:50,184
<font color="


394
00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:53,758
Sometimes the only way to really
appreciate what you have


395
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:56,027
is to see what life is like
without it.


396
00:20:56,028 --> 00:21:00,827
And there's nothing I appreciate
more than your friendship.


397
00:21:06,571 --> 00:21:09,571
Dad, Mr. Herbert called
me "Thunder Thighs."


398
00:21:09,574 --> 00:21:13,174
Oh, you did it.
Thank you.